Does a dick float? Well, that depends on the size of the dick and the density of the water.

The answer is yes and no. A small penis might just float on top of the water and a big one will sink to the bottom. But when it comes to average-sized penises, they can only float if they’re made out of something like silicone.

Silicone is denser than water, which means that if you put a silicone dick in water, it will sink to the bottom like any other object made out of silicone would do. However, if you put a silicone dildo in water, it might float because there’s enough air trapped inside it to make it float just like an inflated balloon would do. If not, then it will surely sink to the bottom!

So what about real penises? Can they float? Well…maybe! If they’re made out of something like silicone or rubber (both are denser than water), then yes, they can definitely sink! But if they’re made out of something like latex or plastic (both are less dense), then maybe not so much.

Last modified: November 26, 2022